Who Steals a Cigarette the Size of a Telephone Pole? [WTFriday]

Missing: 10-foot long, 150-pound wooden cigarette. Last Seen: the front yard of Silver Spring, MD resident Jeannie Roule. If you have any information: contact local authorities right away. More »

Source: http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gizmodo/full/~3/x6Llkw47ANM/who-steals-a-cigarette-the-size-of-a-telephone-pole

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